When I was a child, I loved pickled baloney so much that I was given jars of it on holidays. Large jars.
"A Selection of Uncited Sources."
"Vacations with Mother and Father."
"Spirit and Opportunity."
"'Discrete Mathematics' by Olaf and Lemeaux; Or, the Severed Hand."
"Sitting on a Bench in the Park."
"Time in the Cupboard."
"A Mountain Where There Is No Mountain."
Excerpt, Ancient Oceans of Central Kentucky